Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

Judges 10 (Puah)

(With rap rhythm) Tola was the son of Puah, Son of Dodo, a man of Issachar. He lived in Shamir, Judged for 22 year, Then along came Jair. Died and was buried in Kamon And the sons of Israel Did evil once again, So the anger of the Lord did burn. Sent ’em in the […]

Bye Rush. Wish It Were Biden!

Bon voyage to you Rush And don’t you know We’re sorry to see you go! You know we loved that view That you brought to the front; You always kept us in the know. Said, we’re sorry you had to go, But you kept us from that throe That the heathen give us every day, […]

Onward!

In the pagan world of yore Where there roamed many-a whore The world full of ghouls and fools Was anything but a bore. Plenty of action Leading to contractions And babies born a-plenty And some left out in the wild With weather cold or mild. Oh but what a Child Was born for us to […]

King Scotus

There once was a king, Scotus Who laid a lot o’ crap upon us. We had to rebel, He was takin’ us to hell Sheddin’ the blood o’ those babies. (Oh, worse than rabies!) Yeah, a rabid disease it was! Folks said, “What’s the buzz? What’s up with this shit? Y’all lookin’ at tit While […]

A Tuesday Meditation

Why Tolerate Democrats? “Science will always be at the forefront of my administration,” says Biden.  Thanks POTUS Joe.  You da man! TONY LAUINGER writing for Life News on  Feb 9, 2021  had this report on the progress of the Biden administration: Dr. Anthony Fauci, “America’s doctor,” is a close Biden advisor. Tragically, this respected physician, […]

Those Temptations Crooned

Blithesomely crooned those Temptations “Two children, maybe three.” Or is it just my imagination? Have we not murdered millions To keep from getting four or more? That was a sick message unknown To those who were there to croon And sing those tunes that tickle, While the flow of blood is past a trickle.Yeah, it […]

Gotta Gird Dose Loins

Judges 6:16 (To be performed with vigorous rap enthusiasm and style) Got to gird those loins, boys! Gird ’em with the Word o’ Truth. Yeah you got to get ’em on up, Up on out o’ the way. Said you gotta make way for the day! Gideon gonna beat up on Midian, Gonna whip him […]

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