Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill


Two Harlots Before the King

1 Kings 3:16-28 Two harlots came and stood before the king And one began to cry about a thing. Said the other had stolen her very own son Swapped her dead child and went on the run! (20) Yeah, she woke up and looked real close (21) Said the child was not comatose; He was […]

The Times, They Are Sleepy

https://www.nationalreview.com/2021/06/what-the-capitol-riot-prosecutions-tell-us/?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=NR%20Daily%20Saturday%20New%202021-06-12&utm_term=NRDaily-Smart No , the capitol riots did not constitute a legitimate revolution, but . . . neither did they signify any cause for rejection of the spirit of the protesters.  They are right to express utter rejection of any Democrat (read traitorous, pagan, blasphemous, etc.) party.  We have no legitimate bi-partisan system.  The Dems are morally […]

Snitchin’ Ziphites

From 1 Sam. 26 (to rap rhythm) Verse 1 Those snitchin’ Ziphites came to Saul.Wanted David to take a fall. Perverts taking pleasure in the legs of a man,Hating God’s word, doin’ all they can. Reprieve Said, “Is David not hiding at Hachilah?” (Repeat, “Is David. . . ) Verse 2 Yeah those Ziphs were […]

Gotta Gird Dose Loins

Judges 6:16 (To be performed with vigorous rap enthusiasm and style) Got to gird those loins, boys! Gird ’em with the Word o’ Truth. Yeah you got to get ’em on up, Up on out o’ the way. Said you gotta make way for the day! Gideon gonna beat up on Midian, Gonna whip him […]

AIDS, Then Corona

The Lord sent AIDS in response To popular abortion and sodomy, But the warning was not heeded. Indeed, when we refuse to respond To such chastisement and repent And mend our ways, Then a thorough judgment is sent In love from heaven above –Yes, a spanking from on high.And who would deny That the Corona […]

On Sex

Most folks have found time in life to enjoy it.  My wife and I have done so at least eleven times.  And of those eleven, the joy has been indulged at least 13 times by those who have “sprung off” – producing what is otherwise known as “offspring” or relative to the wife and me, […]

Geppi, Bray, Egan, and Ty

I can’t remember our Coach Zehring’s first name.  He had a son on our team who did not start, nor play much.  And I remember Coach taking some heat from his wife for not playing the boy.  Jack, I think, was his name.  It has been so long, some 50-plus years ago.  He was younger […]

A Pyrotechnist Training Convention

We are looking forward to holding our first annual convention of experts who will train others in the necessary skills and in the maintenance of the spiritual strength to carry out the mission of  ending the holocaust which has been sustained around the world by the nefarious Planned Parenthood.  This worse-than-any Nazi organization is in […]

National Anti-abortion Vigilante Commission

28 Sept. 2020 The year when the NAAVC was informally established is unknown (or, at least, undisclosed).  But it is alive and growing in numbers.  The organization is approved and led by the One and Only Holy Spirit of God.  (We are talking about THE Triune God, here!)  The Commission was necessarily formed in the […]


You first heard it here.  “Why, I’m cesarbeching, dear!” It is my answer to my wife when she asks, as she does each day upon returning and finding me peacefully relaxing or busily tapping at my ‘puter:  “What did you do all day?” I answer, “The usual cesarbech of course.”   To which you (the […]

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