Avoid Fornication!
Avoid fornication! Practice social distancing Look straight ahead Sneak no peaks Abstain from streaking Keep on clothes in the creek Have fun in the sun Hands off the buns Keep your wits Don’t stare at tits 26 March, 2020
Family Matters
Wilmington or Waifton?
Wilmington? Or Waifton? Vagrants, derelicts, and fools Got no interest in tools. Let the homeless volunteer, Then give them a beer. Not free meals, no deals. Like treats? Off your seats. No work, no eats. Let the bum beware: Come to Wilmington And get a stare If all you do is glare At the chance […]
Divine Dealings
(An Account of One Ethnic Group by Another) Well the Israelites Was a-misbehavin’ so! They was fornicatin’ And such pretty much And the Lord He didn’t like it! No, not a bit No shit, He had a fit! He sent down a plague And they did whine and beg So he sent ’em another O […]
Over Population?
Over population? Huh! Not as long as there is sin, God and judgment! No problem Corona gonna take care Of the “problem”! We buy and sell After we plant and grow And go And we forget Who it was Who made the earth The rain And the sunshine 21 March, 2020
Corona Virus Sanctification
18 March, 2020 How may God sanctify us? O let me count the ways Sickness, death, troubles All of our days. How will we fare without The bread and the wine? On what shall we dine? Families must break the bread. ‘Tis the duty of the head To deliver the food That all may be […]
Yet More on the Virus
18 March, 2020 (again) at 1330 Fifty years of the Reproductive Rights Holocaust, Five decades Of decadent Delusion, The confusion of the Enlightened mind Baffling the wits! O those tits They wanted And aborted for. Self-service Satisfaction Self-destruction
Times
Times there are (rare) When my honey Starts a-cussin’ Well I get a-goin’ And a-funnin’ With her a bitAnd my oh my There she goes And even bigger words a-flyin’Don’t give a shit Oh what a fit Lo and beholdI calm her down Then a frown Finally even a smile All the while I can’t […]
Corona Blues
15 March, 2020 (10 minutes) Would you break Fellowship To save your life?Then what kind of life Would it be?You fear the Corona,It may be bologna.Duly we shall see.But ’til thenWe press to the endUnshaken by threats around.No one can harm usNo thing formed againstCan trump the will of God.His might unsurpassed,His own He will […]
“Homelessness”
14 March, 2020 It is not any more or less respectable than joblessness or “friendlessness.” The underlying question is, “Why?” Is a vagrant’s vagrancy a result of a calamity or a product of dereliction of duty? Does the vagrant have no friend because his is a friend to no one? Or is all the world […]
The Plague of 2020
Are there prophets of God Who might explain this plague? What might they say Of a people so base Who tolerate baby murder? Five decades of such A bit much . . . The Nazis got nothin’ on US. Terminate abortion. The holocaust renounce, Beg for mercy From the Father For those dead and dying. […]