Holy Wrestling Zealotry
Train up your children
In the way they should go:
“Baseball’s for boys;
Basketball’s for girls;
Wrestling’s for men.”
Say it over and over again,
So they can swallow what’s good;
Shine bright in the neighborhood.
It is, as we know, the Biblical sport,
So don’t sell your kids short!
Get them into that sacred mind
Where in this life they must grind
And press on with all their strength,
So when they are stretched at length,
They will endure as the sport does teach
And ever upward they will reach,
Pressing on to the very end of the match.
Through endurance a new man will hatch.
1430 on 17 Feb 2024
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