Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

Born in a Bathtub

To the tune of “Davy Crocket” Verse 1 Born in a bathtub on the Twentieth Month of January: twenty-twenty-two They just didn’t know –  what to do That baby’s comin’ with a big howdy-do Refrain: Luka! Lu–u-uka Moore Born in a warm bath tub! v. 2 Bo’n in a bathtub down in Ohio Greatest feat […]

Idiocracy

Such is a democracy without divine standards.  A friend sent me the term, recently; first I had ever heard of it – that I can remember.  It certainly has a ring; might be some distant memory: a thought floating around in many-a mind, perhaps. But, indeed, that is the destiny to which democracy descends when […]

Dey Pukin’ Chicken Wings

Dey pukin’ chicken wings an’ chili And dey feelin’ kinda sickie. Don’ want t’ eat no breakfast; In dey bellie got a tempest. Just want t’ get some re-est Don’t want to be a pe-est Hopin’ to get ble-essed So dey can do dey be-est Need dat good health back So as t’ git on […]

My Girl, More Precious Than a Pearl

What can I say of my girl? What more than of a pearl, Valuable among all treasures, Delighting the eye with a measure Beyond all things in the world? Well, no pearl can compete with a child Though some do get kind of wild And who else can drive one insane And entertain bringing joyful […]

What a Day!

O what a day When we are lifted above the fray! No more death, no more sin; Each will have his own story: Out of the dregs and into glory; The challenges in each nation Or whatever one’s station. Choose each day to live upright Forsaking foul deeds of the night. 1158 on 10 Feb., […]

Everding Was a Snake

Ed Everding was a snake Leading students off to the Lake Of Fire that burns evermore. He lied and tried to shut the door To students studying the Word; Said the Resurrection was absurd. Smarter than God, don’t ya know? He would kick the Scriptures to and fro. Educated in “historical criticism” Said students must […]

The Silverware Organizer

I am the silverware organizer! Nobody can organize it better; Got all those utensils nice and neat: Lookin’ pretty when it’s time to eat. Gives the cook a real nice thrill; Looks down, gets herself a chill: “What a wonderful set of spoons! Even better than a listen to tunes! Makes me want to just […]

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