Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

The Silverware Organizer

I am the silverware organizer!
Nobody can organize it better;
Got all those utensils nice and neat:
Lookin’ pretty when it’s time to eat.
Gives the cook a real nice thrill;
Looks down, gets herself a chill:
“What a wonderful set of spoons!
Even better than a listen to tunes!
Makes me want to just cook a meal
Can’t help it!  It’s the way I feel!”
Yeah, I’m a real true gem: a homemaker
Givin’ competition to the baker!
Said I organize that silverware
And don’t nobody speak in contradiction!
To alter this report and depiction
Would be a violent assault, a fiction!

0835 on 11 Feb., 2022

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