February 18, 2022, michaelbray Character - or not, Family Matters, Poetry, Sanctity of Human Beings,

Born in a Bathtub

To the tune of “Davy Crocket”

Verse 1

Born in a bathtub on the Twentieth
Month of January: twenty-twenty-two
They just didn’t know –  what to do
That baby’s comin’ with a big howdy-do

Refrain:

Luka! Lu–u-uka Moore
Born in a warm bath tub!

v. 2

Bo’n in a bathtub down in Ohio
Greatest feat you might ever know
Named him Luka, He’s the bearer of light
Came into the world In the dead of the night

Refrain:

Glory, glory to God
Thank Him for a warm bath tub!

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