Author of A Time To Kill
Jephthah was a whore’s son But for him there was no fun. One day there came a summons. Said, “Come on! We need some help!” He said, “So now you want to yelp!” You shunned me as a whore’s son But now you want a portion Of my might to set you right! You hate […]
There once was a king, Scotus Who laid a lot o’ crap upon us. We had to rebel, He was takin’ us to hell Sheddin’ the blood o’ those babies. (Oh, worse than rabies!) Yeah, a rabid disease it was! Folks said, “What’s the buzz? What’s up with this shit? Y’all lookin’ at tit While […]
He was a good deeds doer Of principles, a connoisseur, But just couldn’t get it right With friends and neighbors in a fight! In pursuit of his own pleasure, He overlooked that one true treasure: Wife and friends and church. Got himself stuck in a lurch! Where would he go in the end, No children […]
Been 50 years since I Left that Academy, And ’twas good to see Tom A fellow plebe back in the day. We had plenty to say, Thinking about what was then And what is now and when All is past what will last. A swimmer, a wrestler, and a player Of the game on the […]
. . . as a Good Catholic” Why has “The Church” failed to excommunicate this mega heretic? (“Now dat doh make no see-ance!” as some observers might remark. Excommunication is for heretics and unrepentant sinners! Yes, and Biden, the un-equivocating advocate of the abortion holocaust, is both. So why the dereliction in carrying out the […]
How easy it is to point That finger at our fathers And rail about their slavery And all that segregation While we sit about in ease Seeking only ourselves to please Sucking up our comfort and wealth While the blood of innocents flows. We click those keys for the “net” And get our news while […]
(Jayne’s name for our bathroom) If I had a life To live again And could pick a wife, It would be Jayne. She is the Queen of Loyalty A virtue in value beyond royalty. She was ever there to bear The weight of troubles and trials, And the children she reared To the Right well […]
Joshua stirred up a flurry! Five kings were in a hurry To hide themselves in a cave. “No matter,” said Josh, “We got this! Lock ’em up with some stones.” He came back when the war was over. Said, “Open the cave and bring ’em out!!” Kings of Eglon, Lachish and Jarmuth And even Hebron […]
Gone our fellow house dwellers? Did they fly away? Suddenly we realize Gone they are all day! Kids up and left Found new cribs to live In with husbands, indeed! Oh, they did grow up, Gone and on their own. Got their own telephone Even a whole new address Where they make their own mess […]
You cheer for the bombers Like you cheer for the Orioles Or maybe you like those Skins (Football is your game). Yeah, “Go bombers!” you gotta say. ‘Cause at the end of the day (Said, When it’s all over) The heads of those babies mean more Than those Skins crossing the goal line. O, “Skins” […]