Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

No Excuses, Baby!

No, Baby, I’m not givin’ you excuses! I’m truly sufferin’ from presbycusis! That memory fails me time an’ again; Can’t remember my chores and then I get on to doin’ somethin’ else And before you know it I forgot Again what I was supposed to do! Now, don’t tell me you’re through! I’ll be good.  […]

The Humility Thing

It is a virtue which is distorted from its Biblical context.  It is foisted upon Christians as a primary virtue leading them to behave ineffectively and blithely in places where they ought to be bold and  intransigent.  Humility is the essence, indeed, of the incarnation of deity into humanity!  God became man for the purpose […]

That Vaping Thing . . .

Kicked Off the Team for . . .“Vaping”!“Who’d ‘e rape?”“Nobody! Said he got kicked off for VAPING!”“What? What’s ‘at?  Don’ it with many real fast?”“NO!”“You mean he vaporized ’em?”“NO!”“You must be Jokin’.  He killed ’em, right?”“No! You . . . !  No!  I said he was SMOKIN’”“Oh no!  Who’d he smoke?  They gonna hang ‘im? […]

Nobawdy Could!

(Lyrics for Whitey) Ain’ nobawdy luhme like Jesus Ain’ nobawdy luhme dis gooudAin nobawdy luhme like JesusAn’ Ahknow Ahknow AhknowNobawdy could! Refrain:Ainobawdy! Ainobawdy! Lyrics sonorously inscribed to help linguists and foreigners to sing His praise with authentic lyrics! 0835 on 29 Feb., 2023

For an Eternity

For an eternity!  Before anything was made! The Triune God existed:Independent, self-sufficient, self-contained.Content, He needed nothing – angels, people, matter.Yes, this God, happy, yes, and in need of nothing,Was content to entertain Himself by making things out of nothing.He got around to creating angels sometime way backIn heavenly history, and it wasn’t out of a […]

Our Pagan Past (Since the Fall)

For an eternity – before anything was made, The Triune God existed, independent, Self-sufficient, self-contained, and content. He needed nothing – angels, people, matter. He – this God – was in Himself, communal. Sometime after making the angels, this God (Father, Son and Spirit, don’t ya know!)Made people in His image, giving them free will. […]

Wilmington Wrestling Tragedy (2)

“Kid got kicked off the team for vaping!” “What?!?  Whom did he rape?” “I said he was VAPING!” “Vaping!?  What’s that?” “You know, suckin’ in some air! Through a pipe-like thing; It’s kinda like smokin’.” “Nah, who would do such a thing!?” “Well, a fellow might get sick, ya know!” “I mean who would kick […]

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