That Vaping Thing . . .
Kicked Off the Team for . . .
“Vaping”!
“Who’d ‘e rape?”
“Nobody! Said he got kicked off for VAPING!”
“What? What’s ‘at? Don’ it with many real fast?”
“NO!”
“You mean he vaporized ’em?”
“NO!”
“You must be Jokin’. He killed ’em, right?”
“No! You . . . ! No! I said he was SMOKIN'”
“Oh no! Who’d he smoke? They gonna hang ‘im? Or give ‘im life?!?!?
“NO! I’m sayin’ he sniffed somethin’.”
“What? He sniffed . . . along with the . . . lovin'”
“No! I’m talkin’ about tobacco an’ stuff.”
“Ah. . . Now you’re talkin’ weird. . . But how about maybe some counseling and therapy?!? But . . . let ‘im wrestle! What the hell?!?!?
6 March, 2023 (the third version)
For Vaping?
Kicked off the wrestling team for “vaping”
Yeah, not “raping” – “vaping.”
Pretty dog-gone harsh and downright cruel
To us spectators.
Why should we fans be punished for such a simple “offense”?
“Vaping”? Is that such a crime?
How about: Foul language? Disrespect of teachers? Tardiness? Cheating?
What punishments for such BAD behavior?
But . . . no more wrestling: denying us fans some good, well-anticipated winter entertainment?!?!?
Oh, we had longed through the winter for this time of spectator ecstasy! Why do WE get punished?
No alternative punishment? Scrub some floors? (I bet the offender would submit to a good paddling!)
7 March, 2023 (fourth version)
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