Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

Wilmington Wrestling Tragedy (2)

“Kid got kicked off the team for vaping!”
“What?!?  Whom did he rape?”
“I said he was VAPING!”
“Vaping!?  What’s that?”
“You know, suckin’ in some air!
Through a pipe-like thing;
It’s kinda like smokin’.”
“Nah, who would do such a thing!?”
“Well, a fellow might get sick, ya know!”
“I mean who would kick a kid off the team!?!”
What kind of a crime is that?  Vaping?!?!?!
Kids fornicate and blaspheme God
With no repercussions, but get punished
For ………………………. vaping?!?!?!
Cut a kid out of scholarship opportunities?!?
Destroy the prominence of a whole team?!?
Deprive wrestling fans of great entertainment?
All because administrators have a hang-up over a “vape”?!?!
Oh mercy me!  Get some sane priorities!”

1 March, 2023

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