“Balliberation”
I’m a fan of “balliberation”;
Like to let those jewels swing.
Freedom is the way of salvation
From a life of cramped gonads.
I remember those days of jocks;
Worse than in the summer wearin’ socks.
Folks way out in the East
With garments hanging to the ground
May have something on us Western boys;
Wearin’ tight-ass pants and shirts.
Yeah, we’re the ones that fashion hurts!
Ballilberation is the way, I say!
Those boys of the East got us beat.
I might even deign to put on a hat
If tradition makes demands on that.
On second thought, I’ll stick around;
I like my country and my town.
Unless some heavenly messenger calls,
I’ll just put up with tight balls.
A.m. on 11 Dec., 2021
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