Author of A Time To Kill
One man, one woman, one wife! Saves you a lot of strife In your life if you want to get on by. Don’t have to always ask why! The Lord gave an easy command: Pick one out of all in the land And press on with that lady For hard times you’ll be ready, Have […]
Got a resolution, even a solution: Gonna grow out the beard! Yeah, gonna grow out The beard and have fun! Gonna tickle all those grands. Take their little hands And run ’em over my chin. We gonna run all over that sand And jump in that water: Moms, dads, sons and daughters. We gonna have […]
I sit in that room With pictures on a tree My many kids staring at me. They’re all up and growing And the Truth they’ll be knowing As their parents bring it to minds With words and cracking their behinds. How good it is to know That all those seeds you sow Will come up […]
So you’re going to have a baby! Give up my brain for a child? What about my poor head? Oh the dread of my mind Striving some order to find Without provision of strategy! Well, we will have to find a way Out of this darkness and stay Firm in our steady resolution To make […]
(To rap rhythm) When you see an abortuary And got a hankerin’ not to tarry, Think again and go on back. Get on track to do your job. Not sayin’ to steal and rob. It ain’t a sin if you pin That butcher right to a wall Or make him crawl. Better to rescue him […]
It is the nature of this beast. “The people” choose what they think to be best for themselves. But, of course, in their selfishness and Lawlessness, they choose poorly. Having rejected the wisdom of God in favor of the wisdom of men, they play the fool and follow the path of self-destruction. It is only […]
O the glory or God! Ever pee on a spider web? What a sight to behold! Those lines of silk (or something) Withstand the mighty flow Of power and yellow! What mighty display In such a simple way Of His wondrous creation! (Just mind your station And keep up your aim. No one else to […]
When they said he was dead, they fled “Goliath done lost his head!” Yeah, he was dead. Gone the dread! All red with his blood on the ground, All around, with no life to be found, Food for the beasts and the hounds! Shame on those nasty Philistines! The killer was a man in his […]
Booty Gig, got a gig Gotta gig wid a fella’s booty Oh he like a sick cutie tooty fruity! Mercy on us if he ever gets in a seat (I mean of seat o’ powuh.) Lord it’s not the hour. Is it? O, please! Need some relief! Can’t have these purvy Dems. Got a gig, […]
Eulogize those eunuchised By vows solemnly made, Not to know of wife and child And all that family brings. These noble ones who self deny To walk in ways devoted Serving One who made the world And all of history unfurled. They gave up life and parenthood And all the joy it brings To follow […]