The Glory (no blasphemy intended)
O the glory or God!
Ever pee on a spider web?
What a sight to behold!
Those lines of silk (or something)
Withstand the mighty flow
Of power and yellow!
What mighty display
In such a simple way
Of His wondrous creation!
(Just mind your station
And keep up your aim.
No one else to blame
If you go off course
With that nasty force.)
But always remember
Not to wee in December
Especially not in the snow
Leaving that evidence to show
The wife that you have been
Out messing around
Dirtying up the ground.
0900 on 7 April, 2021
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