Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

Family Matters

No Excuses, Baby!

No, Baby, I’m not givin’ you excuses! I’m truly sufferin’ from presbycusis! That memory fails me time an’ again; Can’t remember my chores and then I get on to doin’ somethin’ else And before you know it I forgot Again what I was supposed to do! Now, don’t tell me you’re through! I’ll be good.  […]

Wilmington Wrestling Tragedy (2)

“Kid got kicked off the team for vaping!” “What?!?  Whom did he rape?” “I said he was VAPING!” “Vaping!?  What’s that?” “You know, suckin’ in some air! Through a pipe-like thing; It’s kinda like smokin’.” “Nah, who would do such a thing!?” “Well, a fellow might get sick, ya know!” “I mean who would kick […]

A Dad Regrets His Snipping

A dad had a few kids And said he had enough. Got himself “snipped”; Thought he was done. Tried to  make life easy and fun; Didn’t want to risk another child; Wanted to put life in the mild Mode and keep any extras at bay So to enjoy that easier day Without those little imps […]

The Wondrous Eleven

Moof, Honas, and Pickeloo Oh what to do? More than two! A Boo, a Perse and a Bug Time for a break and a hug (Or a crawl under a rug!). Cea and Sem came after IkemanThey kept on coming, etcetera Topping it all off with a Petra. There had been cries for Mercy But […]

Aunt Mary and Uncle Tune

(A memory from Paterson, New Jersey) ‘Twas in my teenage years; We visited my Dad’s parents: Called them Mema and Granddad. Might have been only three of us: Jamie, Jodie, and I. She took us to a store somewhere in town And said, “Get whatever you want!” Oh, it was better than Christmas! We walked […]

AM or PM Situation?

How was it boys? How did you find the lady When you came home today? In an AM or PM situation? Oft times you fine ’em All MerryAnd other times they’re in Piss ModeIn either situation, you got to bear That burden if you really care For that lady who’s there all day With those […]

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