Author of A Time To Kill
An “exesis” ’twas called by the Greeks; “Divorce” they call it in America When a husband or wife calls it quits Givin’ up that fun with those tits. Have divorcing folks lost their wits? Want to bust up a holy matrimony? Toss it out like a piece of bad baloney? Got to buck up and […]
How beautiful you are my darlin’! Got me peckin’ around like a starlin’ Lookin’ for somethin’ to eat; You’d make a fine little piece of meat! Your lips are like scarlet thread, But that veil is gettin’ to my head. Want to see what all’s behind, Feel around for what I can find. Oh baby, […]
Heart issues comin’ down From the maternal side And brain issues from the paternal Here and there comin’ diurnal: Those nasty products of the Fall. Oh, Adam done wrong to us all! Got a grievance to bring to the Lord (You know He’s got to be bored! That whinin’ and cryin’ every day From humans […]
“Don’t like abortion? Don’t have one!” So goes the flippant quip offered by Some asinine pro-aborts in reply To the call for folks to stop murdering Those little ones in the womb. Quite a stupid little quip, indeed. Like: “Opposed to slavery? Then don’t buy any slaves!” “Opposed to rape? Then, Just don’t rape anybody!” […]
Thanks be to God for the lack Of reproduction among those hacks Who renounce that life of the unborn And prefer that he be torn From a woman on her back Suffering under terrible lies: That a baby’s worth is a matter of size! Let them contracept themselves away! The fewer of them in the […]
Pater familias paraphernalia Is a problem in our house: Dad likes to save mementos: Mom likes to throw them out! Everyone’s got his “thing” to do: Some like to work, some like to chew And don’t know just what to do. We, each, have a plan; Can’t just sit, (You understand!): Some like to write, […]
That traveling couch of Solomon Had sixty men round about. They could each wield that sword; Yeah, they were experts in war! (8) With that blade on his side, No man had to hide, For fear of terrors of the nightHad a real Sedan chair From the timber of Lebanon. (9) The posts were made […]
(To the tune of: “He Made a Way Where There Ain’t No Way!” or “Let my Jesus Change Your Life”) Verse 1 Do you like those little babies? Is a life worth more than “maybe”? Let me tell you ’bout those babies! Got to save those little children; Put ’em in a little play pin. […]
As the flesh wanes and we lose our strength, we may think upon the words of Tertullian. Our flesh, indeed, will rise. It will be reconstructed, indeed resurrected from the ground or sea or dust on the moon (post 20th century!) He writes in book book V, chapter 10 of his treatise “Against Marcion” he […]
Ike grew up with lots of carping; There were ladies everywhere. Over anything they loved to chirp (He offered no more than a burp), But he made a way through the harem Played around sometimes to scare ’em. ‘Twas a mighty fine way to grow up! Then college came along to interrupt. They, each, had […]