The Sodomite and the Regular
A sodomite and a regular
Were walking down the street together.
It had been forever
Since they had seen each other
When an accident occurred right in front of them.
Both instinctively sought to administer
That medicine necessary for resuscitation
To the injured woman.
The regular knocked out the other
And administered the emergency
Saving the victim’s life.
He was subsequently vindicated
Of a hate crime indictment
For his defensive actions
On behalf of the accident victim.
The facts proved that he had no
Ill-will against the sodomite
But was acting totally
Out of concern for the health
Of the innocent victim.
(Heartwarming fiction for the edification of all humanitarian folks out there.)
23 June, 2020