Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

The Gin Sippin’ Grocer

[Composed on 2 April in 10 minutes, prior to the drive to pick up Semnos from Covenant College]

He met the gross grocer
At the grocery
Who had a heavy
Hankerin’ to pee.
Nothin’ he could do
But grab a cup or two
And hand it to him 1, 2, 3.
He left him on the spot
To take a wee without a thought
Of what the consequences might be
Regarding that pee, oh Gee!
What to do
To get himself through
Another day of such folly!
Not a very jolly
Situation he was in.
O but he knew right then
He’d be sippin’ on that gin

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