The Anti-abortion Citizen Oath
(Protecting the People from the Righteous Wrath of God)
In the interest of the defense of my family against the wrath of God which may come upon my city because of its sins, I pledge the following oath of allegiance:
On my honor I will do my best to do my duty to God and my county, to obey the Law of God, and to help other people at all times.
Love of country and the avoidance of the wrath of a Holy and Just God due any nation which sheds innocent blood necessarily obligates all faithful citizens to refuse toleration of such abominable acts.
As long as I am alive and well living in my town, _____________, there will be no innocent blood shed by any abortionist.
I will defend the innocents by any means necessary.
So help me, God.