Author of A Time To Kill
(With rap rhythm) Tola was the son of Puah, Son of Dodo, a man of Issachar. He lived in Shamir, Judged for 22 year, Then along came Jair. Died and was buried in Kamon And the sons of Israel Did evil once again, So the anger of the Lord did burn. Sent ’em in the […]
2021 and Joe Scheidler is done, Got to the One who won The victory over death forever. And I will laud him ever As one who came to my side When the gate was open wide To disdain the truth and hide. Were those babies in those wombs? Were they sent to their tombs? And […]
Bon voyage to you Rush And don’t you know We’re sorry to see you go! You know we loved that view That you brought to the front; You always kept us in the know. Said, we’re sorry you had to go, But you kept us from that throe That the heathen give us every day, […]
In the pagan world of yore Where there roamed many-a whore The world full of ghouls and fools Was anything but a bore. Plenty of action Leading to contractions And babies born a-plenty And some left out in the wild With weather cold or mild. Oh but what a Child Was born for us to […]
There once was a king, Scotus Who laid a lot o’ crap upon us. We had to rebel, He was takin’ us to hell Sheddin’ the blood o’ those babies. (Oh, worse than rabies!) Yeah, a rabid disease it was! Folks said, “What’s the buzz? What’s up with this shit? Y’all lookin’ at tit While […]
Jerubbaal wouldn’t take no bull Comin’ from those Midianites. Said if you’re tremblin’ and afraid Take a break in the shade Don’t need you in my army So he took three hundred But all men to be dreaded ‘Cause the Spirit of God was with them To confuse and lose those pursuers Yeah they blew […]
God sent that evil spirit ‘Tween Abimelech and those of Shechem, That violence to Jerubbaal might come. Jair judged for twenty-two years, Had thirty cities, sons, and donkeys, Died and was buried in Kamon, But his kids did evil once again. Forsook the Lord! Did not desire Him! And His anger, yes once again, Burned […]
Blithesomely crooned those Temptations “Two children, maybe three.” Or is it just my imagination? Have we not murdered millions To keep from getting four or more? That was a sick message unknown To those who were there to croon And sing those tunes that tickle, While the flow of blood is past a trickle.Yeah, it […]
(Judges 5:24-27 from Song of Deborah and in rap style) She put dat peg in ‘da head Jael did what she had t’ do. Had no needle; had no drugs, But she sho’ had t’ get ‘er done. Those boys di’n’ have a clue ‘Bout what she wa’ gonna do. Crawled right up all covert […]
He was a good deeds doer Of principles, a connoisseur, But just couldn’t get it right With friends and neighbors in a fight! In pursuit of his own pleasure, He overlooked that one true treasure: Wife and friends and church. Got himself stuck in a lurch! Where would he go in the end, No children […]