{"id":7218,"date":"2023-02-22T10:42:48","date_gmt":"2023-02-22T15:42:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=7218"},"modified":"2023-02-22T11:03:57","modified_gmt":"2023-02-22T16:03:57","slug":"am-or-pm-situation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=7218","title":{"rendered":"AM or PM Situation?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>How was it boys? <br>How did you find the lady <br>When you came home today? <br>In an AM or PM situation? <br>Oft times you fine &#8217;em All Merry<br>And other times they&#8217;re in Piss Mode<br>In either situation, you got to bear <br>That burden if you really care <br>For that lady who&#8217;s there all day <br>With those children to keep at bay <br>Attacking her wits and sanity. <br>Chasin&#8217; and puttin&#8217; &#8217;em on the potty <br>And dealin&#8217; with all that &#8220;snotty&#8221;; <br>A downright daunting situation! <br>Needs some relief from her station.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1042 on 20 Feb 2023<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How was it boys? How did you find the lady When you came home today? In an AM or PM situation? Oft times you fine &#8217;em All MerryAnd other times they&#8217;re in Piss ModeIn either situation, you got to bear That burden if you really care For that lady who&#8217;s there all day With those [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7218"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7218"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7218\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7222,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7218\/revisions\/7222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}