{"id":5801,"date":"2022-03-03T10:06:15","date_gmt":"2022-03-03T15:06:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5801"},"modified":"2022-03-03T10:06:15","modified_gmt":"2022-03-03T15:06:15","slug":"my-little-finger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5801","title":{"rendered":"My Little Finger!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Mercy me, the little finger <br>On my right hand is stuck! <br>Sticks right out protruding! <br>Just glad it&#8217;s not in the middle; <br>What a pain that would be indeed! <br>Walkin&#8217; around all embarrassed <br>Like I was advertizin&#8217; for a caress! <br>Bringin&#8217; all kinds of distress <br>Into the holiness of the household! <br>Don&#8217;t know how it happened, truth be told. <br>It does interfere with my typin&#8217;.   <br>Might just give it up for pipin&#8217;;  <br>Relax and listen to my music; <br>Take a walk and puff a cigar; <br>Might even drop in at a bar. <br>Nah, just kiddin&#8217; y&#8217;all.\u00a0 Worry not! <br>I can still type, as you can see;   <br>Got plenty to write; not free <br>To wander around doin&#8217; nothin&#8217;. <br>The world needs the Word of Life <br>To bring a remedy to its strife.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3 March, 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mercy me, the little finger On my right hand is stuck! Sticks right out protruding! Just glad it&#8217;s not in the middle; What a pain that would be indeed! Walkin&#8217; around all embarrassed Like I was advertizin&#8217; for a caress! Bringin&#8217; all kinds of distress Into the holiness of the household! Don&#8217;t know how it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,12,30,52,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5801"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5802,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5801\/revisions\/5802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}