{"id":5688,"date":"2022-02-11T08:43:04","date_gmt":"2022-02-11T13:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5688"},"modified":"2022-02-11T08:44:38","modified_gmt":"2022-02-11T13:44:38","slug":"the-silverware-organizer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5688","title":{"rendered":"The Silverware Organizer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I am the silverware organizer! <br>Nobody can organize it better; <br>Got all those utensils nice and neat: <br>Lookin&#8217; pretty when it&#8217;s time to eat. <br>Gives the cook a real nice thrill; <br>Looks down, gets herself a chill: <br>&#8220;What a wonderful set of spoons! <br>Even better than a listen to tunes! <br>Makes me want to just cook a meal <br>Can&#8217;t help it!\u00a0 It&#8217;s the way I feel!&#8221; <br>Yeah, I&#8217;m a real true gem: a homemaker <br>Givin&#8217; competition to the baker! <br>Said I organize that silverware <br>And don&#8217;t nobody speak in contradiction! <br>To alter this report and depiction <br>Would be a violent assault, a fiction!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0835 on 11 Feb., 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am the silverware organizer! Nobody can organize it better; Got all those utensils nice and neat: Lookin&#8217; pretty when it&#8217;s time to eat. Gives the cook a real nice thrill; Looks down, gets herself a chill: &#8220;What a wonderful set of spoons! Even better than a listen to tunes! Makes me want to just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5688"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5688"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5688\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5690,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5688\/revisions\/5690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5688"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5688"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5688"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}