{"id":5584,"date":"2022-01-31T12:54:16","date_gmt":"2022-01-31T17:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5584"},"modified":"2022-01-31T13:37:05","modified_gmt":"2022-01-31T18:37:05","slug":"was-an-abortuary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5584","title":{"rendered":"Was an Abortuary"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Was an abortuary down the road <br>While he was kickin&#8217; against the goad <br>Not sure just what it was <br>He was livin&#8217; for. <br>Well he gave it a think, <br>Didn&#8217;t need to take a drink; <br>He could blow it up <br>While clean and sober. <br>So grabbed a rock or two <br>Didn&#8217;t have time to stew <br>Over just what was the best way <br>To save those babies that\u00a0day. <br>Broke those windows just like that! <br>Made a wonderful sound &#8211; a nice splat! <br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0734 on 31 Jan., 2022<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was an abortuary down the road While he was kickin&#8217; against the goad Not sure just what it was He was livin&#8217; for. Well he gave it a think, Didn&#8217;t need to take a drink; He could blow it up While clean and sober. So grabbed a rock or two Didn&#8217;t have time to stew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[45,48,12,19,52,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5584"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5590,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5584\/revisions\/5590"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}