{"id":5312,"date":"2021-12-04T12:40:24","date_gmt":"2021-12-04T17:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5312"},"modified":"2021-12-04T12:58:08","modified_gmt":"2021-12-04T17:58:08","slug":"like-scrooge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5312","title":{"rendered":"Like Scrooge"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Like Scrooge you see <br>PP would decrease <br>The &#8220;surplus population.&#8221;  <br>Don&#8217;t want to overcrowd the planet <br>With all those little babies: <br>A burden on the ladies <br>An&#8217; spreadin&#8217; rabies; <br>Got to keep the world all clean! <br>Might leave the factories lean <br>Of workers and break economies, <br>But don&#8217;t ya know its about the earth,  <br>And to save it, got cut down on birth! <br>Don&#8217;t worry about the dearth of workers <br>For the factories or stores  <br>Or the lack of folks to do those chores <br>And pay the government all those taxes. <br>Nah . . . ! Time to get out those axes! <br>Take a look around your neighborhood <br>And visit the nearest Planned Parenthood.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12:26 on 4 Dec., 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like Scrooge you see PP would decrease The &#8220;surplus population.&#8221; Don&#8217;t want to overcrowd the planet With all those little babies: A burden on the ladies An&#8217; spreadin&#8217; rabies; Got to keep the world all clean! Might leave the factories lean Of workers and break economies, But don&#8217;t ya know its about the earth, And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,12,52,53,28],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5312"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5315,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5312\/revisions\/5315"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}