{"id":5280,"date":"2021-11-23T11:29:10","date_gmt":"2021-11-23T16:29:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5280"},"modified":"2021-11-23T11:29:10","modified_gmt":"2021-11-23T16:29:10","slug":"the-diarrhea-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=5280","title":{"rendered":"The Diarrhea Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Well, he had the blues, <br>Some call it diarrhea, <br>And he squatted the day away. <br>Wasn&#8217;t any time to play! <br>Had to go at every turn; <br>Couldn&#8217;t even learn <br>What they were trying <br>To teach him in school! <br>Yeah, he pooped like a fool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>23 Nov., 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, he had the blues, Some call it diarrhea, And he squatted the day away. Wasn&#8217;t any time to play! Had to go at every turn; Couldn&#8217;t even learn What they were trying To teach him in school! Yeah, he pooped like a fool. 23 Nov., 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[18,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5280"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5281,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5280\/revisions\/5281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}