How do you like me best?
“All kinds of ways, of course!”
You say. But how the best?
How better than all the rest?
With a shaven face, no beard.
But isn’t that kind of weird?
It’s a woman who has no hair
And draws from men a stare!
But men are supposed to be tough
And a hairy face looks rough,
Givin’ those hostile punks a scare.
Yeah, somethin’ about that hair!
Well, I’ll grow it out for a while
No matter ’bout changin’ style
Stubborn fellas do what they do
But still do what they lady wants to.
O those ladies are quite the gas
Best to please them at the last . . .
She don’t like that face all “scatchy”
Might kick me out and lock the “latchy”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
0900 on 11 April, 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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