{"id":4817,"date":"2021-06-22T09:04:27","date_gmt":"2021-06-22T14:04:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4817"},"modified":"2021-06-22T09:05:50","modified_gmt":"2021-06-22T14:05:50","slug":"on-the-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4817","title":{"rendered":"On the Guard!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Hello, my name is Zeek <br>And I&#8217;m a porn freak <br>Come to teach your kids <br>How to be open minded <br>And not to seek out <br>Differences with others <br>But to find our druthers <br>That we have together <br>So we can weather <br>The troubles of this world <br>Always being unfurled <br>Before us everyday <br>So in every way <br>We can roll along <br>With a song and a bong <br>And just have a good time <br>Spendin&#8217; all our time <br>On someone else&#8217;s dime, <br>Those fools paying our fare <br>With those taxes we prepare <br>For our very own U.S. <br>Yeah, that nasty IRS! <br><br>Look out for that devil! <br>Got to keep it on the level, <br>Keeping law and love <br>They go together like a glove.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0949 on 22 June 2021 (in about 4 minutes)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello, my name is Zeek And I&#8217;m a porn freak Come to teach your kids How to be open minded And not to seek out Differences with others But to find our druthers That we have together So we can weather The troubles of this world Always being unfurled Before us everyday So in every [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[30,52,53],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4817"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4819,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4817\/revisions\/4819"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}