{"id":4756,"date":"2021-06-10T14:43:19","date_gmt":"2021-06-10T19:43:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4756"},"modified":"2021-06-10T14:43:19","modified_gmt":"2021-06-10T19:43:19","slug":"the-foolish-suicide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4756","title":{"rendered":"The Foolish Suicide"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Laden with lots of ass wiping,  <br>She fell into morbid griping, <br>And finding in life no pleasure, <br>Chose to forsake the treasure. <br>Life was no longer a thrill! <br>Time to end it all with a pill. <br>Just didn&#8217;t have time to wait <br>For the Lord to open the gate. <br>Children were such a drag; <br>Didn&#8217;t want to grow into a hag. <br>Went up and knocked on the door <br>And was shaken to the core. <br>To her surprise and to her horror <br>There was no one there to meet her. <br>One hand of clock was turning <br>And an odor of something burning <br>Was ascending from an endless hole, <br>The home of many-a soul, <br>With no music them to console. <br>End it all with suicide? <br>What a foolish thing to decide! <br>His arms are opened wide.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0920 on 10 June 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Laden with lots of ass wiping, She fell into morbid griping, And finding in life no pleasure, Chose to forsake the treasure. Life was no longer a thrill! Time to end it all with a pill. Just didn&#8217;t have time to wait For the Lord to open the gate. Children were such a drag; Didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,12,18,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4756"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4757,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4756\/revisions\/4757"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}