{"id":4662,"date":"2021-05-27T12:56:11","date_gmt":"2021-05-27T17:56:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4662"},"modified":"2021-05-27T12:59:10","modified_gmt":"2021-05-27T17:59:10","slug":"david-was-a-fornicator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4662","title":{"rendered":"David Was a Fornicator"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(2 Sam 11)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>David was a good fornicator <br>Yeah, he was a murder too. <br>He double crossed Uriah <br>And sent him out to die. <br>What a slut was our man, David! <br>What would it take to save him?<br>Uriah was a man of his word; <br>Wouldn&#8217;t do a thing absurd. <br>Stable in all his ways <br>Should o&#8217; had many-a days <br>But David cut him off right now! <br>Pulled the troops and war went south. <br>Left Uriah in a place of doom, <br>So David made space to be a groom. <br>Well, David was a good fornicator <br>And said to Uriah, &#8220;See ya later!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>26 May, 2021&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(2 Sam 11) David was a good fornicator Yeah, he was a murder too. He double crossed Uriah And sent him out to die. What a slut was our man, David! What would it take to save him?Uriah was a man of his word; Wouldn&#8217;t do a thing absurd. Stable in all his ways Should [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4662"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4666,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4662\/revisions\/4666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}