{"id":4626,"date":"2021-05-20T07:27:34","date_gmt":"2021-05-20T12:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4626"},"modified":"2021-05-20T07:27:34","modified_gmt":"2021-05-20T12:27:34","slug":"the-skunks-are-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4626","title":{"rendered":"The Skunks are Back!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Spring is here and the skunks are back, <br>So there must be some mice to eat! <br>What a treat for those critters <br>With black and white stripes <br>Stalking around the roots and pipes <br>Lookin&#8217; for some food to enjoy! <br>Yeah,\u00a0 what&#8217;s better than a tender juicy mouse <br>Especially one livin&#8217; like a king in your house? <br>Bring on those skunks! Got a job for them to do! <br>(Come on little mousey! Someone wants to meet you.) <br>Yeah, the road is rough and the goin&#8217; gets tough, <br>But of those scurryin&#8217; little critters we&#8217;ve had enough! <br>Got to cut off their population! <br>(It&#8217;s just the situation, no consternation <br>Got to do what we must do <br>In this life before we&#8217;re through <br>Takin&#8217; care of all our business.) <br>So we cheer on those skunks <br>&#8220;Get those little punks!&#8221; <br>Make you a happy dinner <br>And then we&#8217;ll be the winner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>20 May, 2021 at 0823<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spring is here and the skunks are back, So there must be some mice to eat! What a treat for those critters With black and white stripes Stalking around the roots and pipes Lookin&#8217; for some food to enjoy! Yeah,\u00a0 what&#8217;s better than a tender juicy mouse Especially one livin&#8217; like a king in your [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[52,37],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4627,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4626\/revisions\/4627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}