{"id":4434,"date":"2021-04-07T08:09:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-07T13:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4434"},"modified":"2021-04-07T08:09:52","modified_gmt":"2021-04-07T13:09:52","slug":"the-glory-no-blasphemy-intended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4434","title":{"rendered":"The Glory (no blasphemy intended)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O the glory or God! <br>Ever pee on a spider web? <br>What a sight to behold! <br>Those lines of silk (or something) <br>Withstand the mighty flow <br>Of power and yellow!  <br>What mighty display <br>In such a simple way <br>Of His wondrous creation! <br>(Just mind your station <br>And keep up your aim. <br>No one else to blame <br>If you go off course <br>With that nasty force.) <br>But always remember <br>Not to wee in December <br>Especially not in the snow <br>Leaving that evidence to show <br>The wife that you have been <br>Out messing around <br>Dirtying up the ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0900 on 7 April, 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O the glory or God! Ever pee on a spider web? What a sight to behold! Those lines of silk (or something) Withstand the mighty flow Of power and yellow! What mighty display In such a simple way Of His wondrous creation! (Just mind your station And keep up your aim. No one else to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4434"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4437,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4434\/revisions\/4437"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}