{"id":4201,"date":"2021-01-29T06:49:55","date_gmt":"2021-01-29T11:49:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4201"},"modified":"2021-01-29T06:49:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-29T11:49:55","slug":"clean-nemo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=4201","title":{"rendered":"Clean Nemo!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>(Jayne&#8217;s name for our bathroom)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If I had a life <br>To live again <br>And could pick a wife, <br>It would be Jayne. <br>She is the Queen of Loyalty <br>A virtue in value beyond royalty. <br>She was ever there to bear <br>The weight of troubles and trials, <br>And the children she reared <br>To the Right well endeared <br>Have all turned out to our joy: <br>Nine girls and two boys. <br>A woman of utmost charm <br>Who faced down all alarms, <br>She was more than a cutie <br>With virtue exceeding her beauty. <br>Ah, but I must take leave <br>Even to the bathroom reprieve. <br>To clean &#8220;Nemo&#8221; is my chore <br>And please the one I adore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>0615 on 29 Jan., 2021<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Jayne&#8217;s name for our bathroom) If I had a life To live again And could pick a wife, It would be Jayne. She is the Queen of Loyalty A virtue in value beyond royalty. She was ever there to bear The weight of troubles and trials, And the children she reared To the Right well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4202,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions\/4202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}