{"id":3953,"date":"2020-12-01T11:21:45","date_gmt":"2020-12-01T16:21:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3953"},"modified":"2020-12-01T11:30:13","modified_gmt":"2020-12-01T16:30:13","slug":"3953","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3953","title":{"rendered":"The Divorcer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You may be a divorc\u00e9<br>Or you may be a divorcee<br>But you don&#8217;t want to be<br>The divorcer<br>Who offends him or her <br>Breaking up that holy bond. <br>Nah.\u00a0 Not pleasing to the Lord. <br>Don&#8217;t matter if you&#8217;re bored. <br>Got to do your chores. <br>Scrap all of that fun, <br>Get all the work done <br>Mowin&#8217; that yard, <br>Washin&#8217; those dishes, <br>Cuttin&#8217; that meat, <br>And fryin&#8217; them fishes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>30 Nov. at 1400<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may be a divorc\u00e9Or you may be a divorceeBut you don&#8217;t want to beThe divorcerWho offends him or her Breaking up that holy bond. Nah.\u00a0 Not pleasing to the Lord. Don&#8217;t matter if you&#8217;re bored. Got to do your chores. Scrap all of that fun, Get all the work done Mowin&#8217; that yard, Washin&#8217; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,18,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3953"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3959,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3953\/revisions\/3959"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3953"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3953"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3953"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}