{"id":3931,"date":"2020-11-21T13:16:02","date_gmt":"2020-11-21T18:16:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3931"},"modified":"2020-11-21T13:16:02","modified_gmt":"2020-11-21T18:16:02","slug":"old-and-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3931","title":{"rendered":"Old and Sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Old and sexy<br>As a girl with mastoplexy<br>She pressed on down the road.<br>&#8216;Twas not a heavy load<br>But she did goad<br>Herself onward to carry<br>What wasn&#8217;t hers and did tarry<br>For naught but sought<br>Always to find a way<br>To say to others &#8220;Good day.<br>And His peace be with you<br>And all yours forthwith.&#8221;<br>But the day would soon come,<br>As it does to all the sons<br>Of Adam, that final day of death<br>When she gave up that last breath.<br>She did what she could do<br>But when you&#8217;re through, you&#8217;re through.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>1230 on 21 Nov., 2020<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Old and sexyAs a girl with mastoplexyShe pressed on down the road.&#8216;Twas not a heavy loadBut she did goadHerself onward to carryWhat wasn&#8217;t hers and did tarryFor naught but soughtAlways to find a wayTo say to others &#8220;Good day.And His peace be with youAnd all yours forthwith.&#8221;But the day would soon come,As it does to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3931"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3932,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3931\/revisions\/3932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}