{"id":3648,"date":"2020-09-30T10:12:30","date_gmt":"2020-09-30T15:12:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3648"},"modified":"2020-09-30T10:12:30","modified_gmt":"2020-09-30T15:12:30","slug":"beware-the-restroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3648","title":{"rendered":"Beware the Restroom!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p> (or &#8220;Fresh from the Restroom&#8221;)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Indeed you may know <br>That we have a restroom &#8211; so called <br>And that it is located quite near here <br>And I may direct you thereto <br>But you must know that I <br>Have just returned therefrom <br>And so rendered the air <br>Such that it would be unfair <br>To direct you there. <br>Better that you venture outside <br>To a place to you I must confide <br>Where the air is most pure <br>(Any gossip you can endure) <br>Behind a bush and under a tree <br>The air is fresh  <br>And the wind blows free<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>30 Sept., 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(or &#8220;Fresh from the Restroom&#8221;) Indeed you may know That we have a restroom &#8211; so called And that it is located quite near here And I may direct you thereto But you must know that I Have just returned therefrom And so rendered the air Such that it would be unfair To direct you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3648"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3649,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3648\/revisions\/3649"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}