{"id":3503,"date":"2020-06-23T07:54:49","date_gmt":"2020-06-23T12:54:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3503"},"modified":"2020-06-23T07:57:08","modified_gmt":"2020-06-23T12:57:08","slug":"the-sodomite-and-the-regular","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3503","title":{"rendered":"The Sodomite and the Regular"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>A sodomite and a regular  <br>Were walking down the street together. <br>It had been forever  <br>Since they had seen each other      <br>When an accident occurred right in front of them. <br>Both instinctively sought to administer <br>That medicine necessary for resuscitation <br>To the injured woman. <br>The regular knocked out the other <br>And administered the emergency  <br>Respirational aid <br>Saving the victim&#8217;s life. <br>He was subsequently vindicated  <br>Of a hate crime indictment <br>For his defensive actions <br>On behalf of the accident victim. <br>The facts proved that he had no <br>Ill-will against the sodomite <br>But was acting totally <br>Out of concern for the health <br>Of the innocent victim.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Heartwarming fiction for the edification of all\nhumanitarian folks out there.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>23 June, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A sodomite and a regular Were walking down the street together. It had been forever Since they had seen each other When an accident occurred right in front of them. Both instinctively sought to administer That medicine necessary for resuscitation To the injured woman. The regular knocked out the other And administered the emergency Respirational [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,12,18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3503"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3505,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3503\/revisions\/3505"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3503"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3503"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3503"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}