{"id":3488,"date":"2020-06-02T09:32:59","date_gmt":"2020-06-02T14:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3488"},"modified":"2020-06-02T09:35:23","modified_gmt":"2020-06-02T14:35:23","slug":"cesarbech","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3488","title":{"rendered":"Cesarbech"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You first heard it here. &nbsp;&#8220;Why, I&#8217;m cesarbeching, dear!&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It is my answer to my wife when she asks, as she does each day\nupon returning and finding me peacefully relaxing or busily tapping at my\n&#8216;puter:&nbsp; &#8220;What did you do all\nday?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I answer, &#8220;The usual cesarbech of course.&#8221; \u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To which you (the reader) say, &#8220;What is that?&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To which I shall explain: &nbsp;when you &#8220;cesarbech&#8221; you &#8220;c-e-s-a-r-b-e-c-h.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>That is, you:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Charge <\/strong>the ready <br><strong>Exhort <\/strong>the timid <br><strong>Scold <\/strong>the brashly bold <br><strong>Advise <\/strong>the confused <br><strong>Rebuke <\/strong>the wicked <br><strong>Buck-up<\/strong> the weak &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;  <br><strong>Encourage <\/strong>the fainthearted  <br><strong>Correct <\/strong>the strays <br><strong>Humble <\/strong>the proud. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It functions, then, as a noun or a verb. &nbsp;(Pronunciation: see-ser-bech)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cesarbech away, friends, and get your cesarbech together!&nbsp; Fix the people; fix the world!&nbsp; <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2 June, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You first heard it here. &nbsp;&#8220;Why, I&#8217;m cesarbeching, dear!&#8221; It is my answer to my wife when she asks, as she does each day upon returning and finding me peacefully relaxing or busily tapping at my &#8216;puter:&nbsp; &#8220;What did you do all day?&#8221; I answer, &#8220;The usual cesarbech of course.&#8221; \u00a0 To which you (the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3488"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3490,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3488\/revisions\/3490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}