{"id":3413,"date":"2020-04-07T10:06:43","date_gmt":"2020-04-07T15:06:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2020-04-07T10:07:49","modified_gmt":"2020-04-07T15:07:49","slug":"the-gin-sippin-grocer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3413","title":{"rendered":"The Gin Sippin&#8217; Grocer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>[Composed on 2 April in 10 minutes, prior to the drive to pick up Semnos from Covenant College]<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He met the gross grocer <br>At the grocery <br>Who had a heavy  <br>Hankerin&#8217; to pee. <br>Nothin&#8217; he could do <br>But grab a cup or two <br>And hand it to him 1, 2, 3. <br>He left him on the spot <br>To take a wee without a thought <br>Of what the consequences might be <br>Regarding that pee, oh Gee! <br>What to do <br>To get himself through <br>Another day of such folly! <br>Not a very jolly <br>Situation he was in. <br>O but he knew right then <br>He&#8217;d be sippin&#8217; on that gin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>[Composed on 2 April in 10 minutes, prior to the drive to pick up Semnos from Covenant College] He met the gross grocer At the grocery Who had a heavy Hankerin&#8217; to pee. Nothin&#8217; he could do But grab a cup or two And hand it to him 1, 2, 3. He left him on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,30,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3415,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions\/3415"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}