{"id":3396,"date":"2020-03-30T08:22:38","date_gmt":"2020-03-30T13:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3396"},"modified":"2020-03-30T09:02:51","modified_gmt":"2020-03-30T14:02:51","slug":"avoid-fornication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=3396","title":{"rendered":"Avoid Fornication!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Avoid fornication! <br>Practice social distancing <br>Look straight ahead <br>Sneak no peaks <br>Abstain from streaking <br>Keep on clothes in the creek <br>Have fun in the sun <br>Hands off the buns <br>Keep your wits <br>Don&#8217;t stare at tits<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>26 March, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Avoid fornication! Practice social distancing Look straight ahead Sneak no peaks Abstain from streaking Keep on clothes in the creek Have fun in the sun Hands off the buns Keep your wits Don&#8217;t stare at tits 26 March, 2020<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[12,18,52],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3396"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3396"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3398,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3396\/revisions\/3398"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}