{"id":2559,"date":"2018-06-19T08:59:23","date_gmt":"2018-06-19T13:59:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=2559"},"modified":"2018-06-19T09:01:24","modified_gmt":"2018-06-19T14:01:24","slug":"the-honest-baby-butchers-ode-to-himself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/?p=2559","title":{"rendered":"The Honest Baby Butcher&#8217;s Ode to Himself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>19 June, 2018<\/p>\n<p>(Sung per &#8220;rap song&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>I slaughter them left<br \/>\nI butcher them right<br \/>\nI cut their heads off<br \/>\nThroughout the night<\/p>\n<p>O the blood<br \/>\nThat I pour out<br \/>\nIt clogs my drain<br \/>\nUnder the spout<\/p>\n<p>But Ah need that buck<br \/>\nI have no fear<br \/>\nI bleed those kids<br \/>\nI have a beer!<\/p>\n<p>The time will come<br \/>\nWhen I got t&#8217; die<br \/>\nNo god up there<br \/>\nJust a lie.<\/p>\n<p>The Christian Church<br \/>\nTells me I&#8217;m saved<br \/>\nTrust in Christ<br \/>\nAnd just be brave<\/p>\n<p>I go my way<br \/>\nI do my thing<br \/>\nThe end will come<br \/>\nAnd I will sink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>19 June, 2018 (Sung per &#8220;rap song&#8221;) I slaughter them left I butcher them right I cut their heads off Throughout the night O the blood That I pour out It clogs my drain Under the spout But Ah need that buck I have no fear I bleed those kids I have a beer! The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2559","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abortionist-terminations","category-poetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2559"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2562,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2559\/revisions\/2562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/michaelbray.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}