Capitol Area Christian News,
Last summer we received a note from the phone company informing us that Planned Barrenhood had induced the court (a.k.a. Judge Robert Jones) to direct them to hand over all my phone records since 1993. (That’s a whole lot of numerals to type out. Hope they didn’t pass the cost off to all you good customers.) It seems good to notify you folks so that if you see any queer-looking folk snooping around your house conspiring to find evidence of conspiracies, you can hide your nukes.