To the Tune of “Water You Turned into Wine”
I think I just watered down wine
‘Twas nothing less than a crime;
I did not mean it! Tellin’ you true.
Into the house post a walk
Before a word I could talk,
I poured some water into a glass.
Took a quick taste and was burned
Into a frenzy I turned
About my folly; ’twas not jolly.
I just can’t drink it
Feeling like a twit
I’ll never do it again
Please tell nobody
I’m feelin’ cruddy
Gotta put this to a pen.
0925 on 19 Aug 2022