No Nuts in My Peanut Butter!
I do like those nuts and I like that butter
But I don’t want no nuts in my peanut butter!
No, sir! I want things decent and in order,
And combinin’ those two just ain’t right!
Ahm tellin’ true what a fellow got to do!;
Forsake that phony and corrupt product;
You got to have the pure and delectable;
That which is smooth and easily spread
Without all those bumps, nasty obstacles!
Said don’t want those foul bumps in my butter!
“Away, away from me,” I say! “Foul intruder!
Be ye not on my toast so nastily lumpy:
I want naught but what upon my toast is smooth!”
That which delights both tongue and tooth.
1245 on 15 Dec., 2021
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