Michael Bray

Author of A Time To Kill

Beware the Restroom!

(or “Fresh from the Restroom”)

Indeed you may know
That we have a restroom – so called
And that it is located quite near here
And I may direct you thereto
But you must know that I
Have just returned therefrom
And so rendered the air
Such that it would be unfair
To direct you there.
Better that you venture outside
To a place to you I must confide
Where the air is most pure
(Any gossip you can endure)
Behind a bush and under a tree
The air is fresh
And the wind blows free

30 Sept., 2020

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